Princess Feist doesn’t understand the merits of using an “inside voice.” Through ornate lineage research, she found out several years ago that she is, in fact, a princess. At the waning of the disco era, she almost became engaged to a sock monkey belonging to an heir of the Tiffany jewelry dynasty, but she remembered the Beatles singing “All you need is love” and since she didn’t feel it, she eschewed the proposal.

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Sanity Creek Sock Monkey
Number 2

Big-boned Gals Collection
Number 2