Dodie is the undisputed jacks champion of Sanity Creek. When she was only seven years old, she invented a series of behind-the-back squeeges that are now not only patented, but legendary in the world of professional jacks. It helps to have really long arms, but she’s also a generous teacher and will give away all her secrets is you find her in a gregarious mood.
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Sanity Creek Sock Monkey
Number 7
Big-boned Gals Collection
Number 4
Penelope loves her cousin, Princess Feist, though she has sworn never to call her by her alleged title, because of the dubious evidence of royalty. And yes, Penelope is a nudist, but no, she never takes off her pearls.
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Sanity Creek Sock Monkey
Number 4
Big-boned Gals Collection
Number 3
Princess Feist doesn’t understand the merits of using an “inside voice.” Through ornate lineage research, she found out several years ago that she is, in fact, a princess. At the waning of the disco era, she almost became engaged to a sock monkey belonging to an heir of the Tiffany jewelry dynasty, but she remembered the Beatles singing “All you need is love” and since she didn’t feel it, she eschewed the proposal.
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Sanity Creek Sock Monkey
Number 2
Big-boned Gals Collection
Number 2
Ulli makes the best garlic pasta. The trick, she says, is to slice the garlic thinner than paper. She is also a master archer; her aim is legendary at Sanity Creek. But she doesn’t hunt. She loves modern dance, and her long limbs can emulate any abstract sculpture in the world. Honest and loyal, she loves to watch the shape of clouds.
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Sanity Creek Sock Monkey
Number 1
Big-boned Gals Collection
Number 1
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